Funny funny randomness on Crack, Yay by xrigidxdistancex
Summary: This is just complete randomness that I don't even have to think about... just shows what I'll do when I'm bored and have writers block. Some foul language. That's it.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 5135 Read: 44385 Published: Feb 20, 2005 Updated: Jul 02, 2005
EPISODE: ONE by xrigidxdistancex
I just don’t get it -sigh- I need some flare. Something special...

Ani: Macaroni?

What? No! Not macaroni! ..Though they do make stylish necklaces...

Ani: Yeh, stylish if you’re in the second grade.

Hush, you! You’re of no help to me! I’ll find some one who understands me T_T

Ani: But ... no one CAN understand you O_o You’re crazy...

......Shut up... -eats snickers- Mmm. Nugat. -walks away-

====Theme plays===

Super Ang: Well, Vamp-Boy, do you have any ideas on how to make us more flashy?

Vamp-Boy: Um.. Kryptonite?

Super Ang: No, no, Superman’s got that... hmm...

Vamp-Boy: Blood?

Super Ang: No, that’s you. You’re a vampire...

Vamp-Boy: Well, what if we actually got Sock to move around?

Super Ang: ...Nah... Wait! -pap- What if we actually got Sock to move around?

Vamp-Boy: THAT’S BRILLIANT!

Super Ang: Hahahaha, I know...

-both fly into random bedroom-

Super Ang: -points at black sock on floor- SOCK! NOW IS THE TIME! YOU MUST RISE UP AND FIGHT CRIME WITH US!

Vamp-Boy: Wait, where’s Kramer Lad?

Super Ang: -shrugs-

Vamp-Boy: -shrugs-

Super Ang: -shrugs-

Vamp-Boy: -shrugs-

Super Ang: ANYWAY! -looks back at sock- ...Wait, this isn’t even Sock, is it?

Vamp-Boy: -pokes with stick- Nuh-uh...

Super Ang: Then where’d Sock go? -looks around- -finds a note on floor- WHAT, HO!?

Note: I,, the IMPENETRABLE EVIL, have taken your beloved Sock hostage. If you wish to get him back, come to the warehouse of Pie by 3 o’clock or your sidekick will meet a painful end-AT THE HANDS OF A WASHER! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
~Impenetrable Evil~

Super Ang: HOLY SHIT STICKS, VAMP-BOY! WE’VE GOT TO FIND KRAMER LAD AND RESCUE SOCK!

Vamp-Boy: But he’s not useful.. He just runs away... I don’t even think he’s part of the team. You just ran up to him at lunch one day and screamed ‘Kramer Lad’ at him.

Super Ang: .............................................................

Vamp-Boy: It’s true.

Super Ang: WE’VE GOT TO FIND KRAMER LAD AND RESCUE SOCK! -flies away-

Vamp-Boy: -sweat drop- -walks since he can’t fly-

-a few seconds later-

Super Ang: AH! The warehouse of Pie...

Vamp-Boy: No... Super Ang, this is an IHOP.

Super Ang: We-so? He’s GOT to be in here!

-three hours later-

Super Ang: Ah, those pancakes were delicious. Oh! And the waffles, Mm! X3

Vamp-Boy: But we still haven’t found Sock or Kramer Lad and it’s already 5 o’clock.

Super Ang: -witty remark-

Vamp-Boy: O_o???

Super Ang: NOW IS THE TIME TO FLY TO THE WAREHOUSE OF PIE AND RESCUE SOCK, WITH OR WITHOUT KRAMER LAD!!

-Kramer Lad’s house-

Kramer Lad: o_o ....-slowly turns channels on tv-

-Warehouse of Pie-

Super Ang: Ah! The warehouse of Pie...

Vamp-Boy: Are we going in?

Super Ang: No, don’t be silly, I hate pie...

Vamp-Boy: But how will we rescue Sock?

Super Ang: We’ll slip in through the door after shrinking down into a soft spongy material and waft past the lasers and rescue Sock.

Vamp-Boy: ................Can I buy pot from you?

Super Ang: HA HA HA! I have no need for such things! NOW IS THE TIME TO FLY!! -kicks door-

-nothing happens-

Super Ang: .__. -kicks-

-nothing happens-

Super Ang: -kicks-

Vamp-Boy: -opens door-

Super Ang: -kicks- -falls in- Ow! Bitch... -rubs chin-

Vamp-Boy: Look! THERE! IT’S SOCK! -points-

Sock: -tied up to chair-

-disembodied evil voice- NOT SO FAST, SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY AND KRAMER LA-... Wait, where is Kramer Lad

Both: -shrug-

DEV: Anyway... -cough- NOW I, THE IMPENETRABLE EVIL WILL TAKE THE MONEY!!

Super Ang: I can’t give you the money if I can’t see you... -squints-

IE: Damn... you have a point... -odd scratching-

Super Ang: O_o

Vamp-Boy: O_O?

Sock: -comes from around some boxes- NOW YOU WILL HAND OVER THE MONEY TO ME!

Super Ang: O_O -le gasp- SOCK!? BUT HOW... COULD... YOU? I- JUST CAN’T-BELIEVE IT. Must.. Talk like this.

Vamp-Boy: I-

Super Ang: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! YOUR LINT WAS ALWAYS DARKER THAN THE OTHER SOCKS! YOU EVIL, VILE THING!

Sock: HAHAHA! Your flattery does not change the situation. -presses button on floor- Now you will see the true extent of my POWER!!!

-one of the floor boards opens up to reveal a mechanical shoe-

Sock: -jumps in- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BIG SHOE! -pulls lever-


-nothing happens-

Super Ang: o_o ...Sorry, did I miss something?

Vamp-Boy: Maybe it happened to fast for us to see?

Sock: NO, YOU FOOLS! -pulls lever again- Argh, damn these cheap shoe mechanics -something pops- -smoke comes from back of shoe- -shoe vibrates- AH! THERE WE GO!

Super Ang: O_- ....You made that with a shoe and a vibrator didn’t you...?

Sock: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! NOW YOU WILL DIE -flings shoe at them-

Super Ang: -kicks- -falls on butt-

Vamp-Boy: -Smacks shoe back-

Sock: NUUUU!! -shoe explodes-

Super Ang: -stands up- AH, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! I WAS JUST TO GOOD FOR THIS JOB!

Vamp-boy: Um... you didn’t really do anything...

Super: Hahahahaha-eh.... what?

====Theme plays====

NEXT TIME!!!!

Narrator: Super Ang, Vamp-Boy and Kramer Lad (maybe) FACE THE EVIL DR. KLOGULOUS AND HIS BAND OF TOILETS!
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