"Link, that`s not funny!I happen to think it`s sweet"Saria said putting her hands on her hips.Link picked himself off the ground and sat back in the chair"Ok Ok.Now.Who`s the licky bride?"
"Your never going to believe me"
"Who"
"Your not going to"
"Tell me"
"Your not gonna take seriously"
"TELL ME!"Link scremed
"Fine.Gosh dude.Ok ready"
"just tell me"
"Ruto."Link frowned and stared at Saria again.A few minuetes later, Link fell to the ground clenching his stomach in pain as he laughed so loud the gorons in goron city could hear him."I told you."
"R-Ruto...hahahaheehee....no way..."
"I`m serious.Their in love.Haven`t you noticed that she hasn`t tried to kill herself in almost a year now?"Link stoppe laughing.
"I thought her dad locked her in Jaba jaba."
"Nope"
"Oh my god Saria.Your right."
"See"
"Link, are you ok?"I said walking in.
"My shadow is getting married to a girl that`s obsessed about me"
"Congratulaions.I think."
"Their wedding is on Saterday."
"Do I have to come"
"Umm yeah.Dont you think Dark would want you there"
"He tried to kill me"
"Thats when Ganondorf was controling him."
"Come on Link.I`m sure Zelda`s problibly going."
"Oh fine.But if she tries to seduce me, I`ll cut off her head"
"No you wont"Saria protested
"Yeah, yeah I will."
"Right"I said sarcasticly
"Some hero you are."Link`s stomach growled."I`m hungry."
"Yeah Link.I know."Saria said patting Link`s stomach.
"Hey, I`m a growing boy"
"Link, your too old for that excuse."
"Hey I`m not old.I`m just eighteen."
"I am too.My eighteenth birthday was horrible.I was fiighting this guy called umm I think it was Charlie.He was HUGE.He beat me up like shit.I still have nightmares from that."I shivered from the horrible memory.
"Wow.That must`ve really sucked."
"You have no idea"I replyed.Saria then put three plates on the table and Link quickly dug in ,literally.
"Dude, you need to slow down.Your gonna have a heart attack."I said looking at him in disquist"More?"