Summary: This is just complete randomness that I don't even have to think about... just shows what I'll do when I'm bored and have writers block.
Some foul language. That's it.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 5135 Read: 44388
Published: Feb 20, 2005 Updated: Jul 02, 2005
EPISODE: TWO by xrigidxdistancex
Mysterious disembodied voice: MWAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! I will defeat Super Ang’s team and rule the world with my flushing power!!!
====Theme plays===
Super Ang: Hmm... -narrows eyes- This is gonna be a tough job...
Vamp-Boy: Yes, it is... especially when you had no idea I could take you down like this... -smirk-
Super Ang: -starts to sweat- ...-grumbles-
Vamp-Boy: Loosing your nerve, Super Ang?
Super Ang: SHH! I must concentrate....NOW!
BOTH: -slop toothpaste on brush- -brush-
Super Ang: -slaps alarm clock- HAH! TIME! I WIN!
Vamp-Boy: Aww.... T_T
-random beeping noise-
Super Ang: GASP! VAMP-BOY! IT’S THE INFORMATIVE INFORMATION INFO-STATION!
Vamp-Boy: ...Kay?
Super Ang: -presses huge button on wall-
-screen pops out of floor-
Informative information info-station guy: Super Ang , Vamp-Boy, Kramer La-... Where is Kramer Lad?
Super Ang: I told you he was a part of the team -sticks tongue out at Vamp-Boy-
Vamp-Boy: He’s indisposed, currently
IIIG: Ah, I see -nods- Well, anyway, we’ve received word that Dr. Kolgulous is planning on taking over the world with his band of Toilets
Super Ang: O NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! IT CANNOT BE!!!
IIIG: What?
Super Ang: My hot pocket fell apart...
Both: -fall down-
SA: ANYWAY! -throws broken hot pocket over shoulder- We’ll take the case!
VB: But what about Kramer-Lad? Since he IS a member of the team?
SA: ...........Shi-, fuck him XD
VB and IIIG: o_O ...Woah....
===LATER===
SA: This is where the lead said Dr. Klogulous was located -pulls at invisible go-tey-
VB: No it isn’t
SA: Of course it is. The lead said down the street, to the right, and you’ll hit a McDonalds.
VB: You’re ignoring the rest of the directions!
SA: BUT I’M HUNGRY!!!
VB: -sweat drop- O_O ....Kay
===LATER STILL===
Dr. Klogulous -bursts through McCy D’s roof- HAHAHA! I HAVE YOU NOW! -waves toilet cepter- TOILETS! OBEY MY COMMANDS!
-toilets break through the bathroom doors and jump on random people-
SA: NOT SO FAST, DR. KLOGULOUS! -points finger-
VB: -has burger in mouth- GYE! NOHT SHOW FARSSTS!
D.K.: ....Oh, really, it’s only you two?
SA: -stray hairs-
VB: -finishes burger-
D.K.: WELL FINE! I’LL DEFEAT YOU TWO! Since Kramer Lad isn’t even here, I won’t haev to deal with him, WAHAHAHAHA!
-explosions- -huge battle-
SA: MWAHAHAH This one wasn’t very funny, was it?
VB: No, not really...
===THEME PLAYS===
AHHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? -rips out hair- HAVE I LOST ALL OF MY FUNNY!?
Ani: Maybe, just maybe, don’t update it with EVERY chapter you do of Released?
But it lines up to well...
Ani: So? You’re making yourself retarded... take a fuckin’ break
DL: Seriously. It’ll let us not have to deal with you.
-vein pop- Fuck you, DL... fuck you.
Ani: -goes evil- Don’t be rude... -growls-
o_o ....Y-yes ma’am....
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