(the interviewer,I`ll call him Dan walkes up to Link)
Dan:(holds mick to Link`s face)So Link how does it feel to be the hero of time
Link:Awesome.The ladies love heros
Dan:So you like ladies
Link:you bet.I`ve made love to several girls in one day.
Dan:Are you married
Link:Hell no.I cant do that.Have sex with one girl for the rest of your life
Dan:So you like to seduce girls
Like:Dude I dont seduce them I bring pleasure to them.
Dan:Ok.So they let you impreganate them
Link:We wear condoms so they`ve never gotto...wait,one time it broke.And now well.Lets just say I have five kids from her.
Dan:Damn dude you had sex with her five times
Link:No, two,you see she had twins and triplets.It runs in her familiy.They cant have just one child.She has a twin.And a husband.
Dan:She was maried
Link:Yes
Dan:Wow dude.Any way.Do you ever regret becoming the hero
Link:Hell no.I get more ladies this way and sometimes I can get stuff for free.
Dan:You know my mom told me to ask you this but can you sing.
Link:well, lets see.(climps on top of his chair and started to sing"b34;I`m Link the hero of tiiiiiimmmmeeeeb34;"
Dan:yeah thats a no.Well I gues that concludes your interveiw Link
Link:seeya later dude,now were Charlete