Why, hello there Link. What do you have planned for today? Saving the world again, hm? Well if you are, you will need to learn how to fight. First check your equipment. Master Sword? Check! Tunic? Check! 50% fire damage! Nice one! Party members? Aah, Malon and Zelda. Nice choice Link... They're hot! Now lets try to find a monster to fight. Aah, there's a keese. Looks like Zelda is up first. Show 'em some magic Zelda! Use the Din's Fire. Excellent Zelda! You can light my fires any day! Mmyes. Your turn, Link. Your the type to rely on brute strength. Aren't you Link. Go get 'em tiger! Good job guys! Now collect the spoils. Yes I know... I have know idea why these monsters carry five rupees and some hearts. It will forever be a mystery. What a battle! Now lets get ready for the next battle. Uh-oh Link! This one looks tough. You might need backup on this one. Say there, Malon. How about you summon something fierce, like the herd of cucoos? ........... Not powerful enough for this bad guy. It will be best to flee from this battle. Just turn around and run away like a little girl. Now let's try one last time. Oh my! It's a wizzrobe! You better try fleeing again. What, no! Well it's been nice knowing you! Ow, that's gotta hurt, oh that's not suppose to bend like that, it hurts just thinking about it! Now is a good time to learn about your fairy, once it comes back from Florida, Mmyes. What do you mean my time is up! I am Navi! That strongest fairy in the.. okay I'll go.