Link: Welcome back to the show. Darunia, do you have any hobbies or interests?

Darunia: Yeah sure I can fix things pretty well. I've been a mechanic for 10 years.

Mido: Cool. I've always wanted to be a mechanic. Unfortunately I got a job on this show.

Zelda: Really you can fix things? Well hows about fixing that broken butten on your control panel?

Darunia: Ummm....ok. Which one is it?

Zelda: It says disco ball on it. We used to party after the show but Ganon pushed the butten in too hard and broke it. The big bastard.

Ganondorf: *from outside window* I heard that you little brat!

Darunia: Ok lets see here. *takes a monkey wrench and starts to work on the panel* I think I found the problem *starts twisting the monkey wrench around and suddenly the panel electrocutes Darunia and sends him flying back* YEOOOOOOOW!!!

Ganondorf: *from outside window* Hey! What just happened?! That rock muching prick had better not be skrewing around with my control panel!

Link: You shut up out there! Darunia, are you ok?

Darunia: *smoldering* Ow! My face is sizzling. *coughs* Link, tell my wife I love her and tell my son to stop downloading porno *passes out*.

Link: Ummm... I think he's ok. Someone get the doctor in here.

*the medic on the show comes on stage and carries Darunia away*

Zelda: Oh my god. I sure hope he'll be ok. The poor guy.

Mido: Yeah. He wasn't as bad as Ganondorf.

Link: Well thats the problem. Now that Darunia is gone, *sighs* I'm afraid Ganondorf will have to come back.

Zelda and Mido: Awwwww!!!

Ganondorf: *from outside window* YES!! GANON IS BACK!!! *laughs evily and comes into the studio*

Link: I'm sorry guys but we can't do a show without a director. Besides the episode is over anyway.

Ganondorf: Damn it's so good to be back.

Link: Ganon you've only been fired for about 20 minutes.

Ganondorf: Yeah I know but it seemed like such a long time. *runs up to Midos desk* Good to see you again old buddy.

Mido: Errr...you never said I was your buddy.

Ganondorf: Yeah, but you are. *runs up to Zeldas desk* Hello beutiful.

Zelda: Ganon please. I'm not in the mood now.

Ganondorf: Ahhh your just a bit crankey that all *slaps Zelda on the butt*

Zelda: Ohhh! You pervert!

Link: Allright, Ganondorf. If you would please sit down. The shows almost over.

Ganondorf: Sure thing *sits in his chair*

Mido: GOTCHA!!! *cuts a rope holding up an anvil which falls on top of Ganon*

Ganondorf: OWWWWW!! MY BACK!!! MY FREAKING BACK!!!!

Zelda: WHOA!!! Mido, that was a bit harsh.

Link: Yeah. You could have asked me to throw my coffee at him or something minor like that.

Mido: Yeah maybe your right. That anvil joke was probably a bit to heavy on Ganondorf. Get it anvil? Heavy?

*Everyone laughs, except Ganon*

Link: Well that wraps up tonights show. Goodnight everyone.

*Link, Zelda, Mido and the audience leave the studio but Ganon is still stuck under the anvil*

Ganon: *muffled voice, beneath the anvil* Umm...hello? Guys? A little help here?